Foiled Again – I was so close to the Rope social

I was lazy and this is the purple hemp bondage rope not the green i mentioned.  Oh well just imagine its green OK?This is the first Full Length Podcast episode since I quit putting out Exercising My Demons on Libsyn.  In this Episode I discuss how even though my rope bag was packed and I was in the car on the high way my Nilla life once again interfered with my kink based plans.  A rough translation of the audio portion is included incase you’d rather read, find my voice offensive, or don’t want your children to hear me cursing.

The Audio Player is at the bottom.

Hope you Enjoy

-Mal

 

Script – Foiled Again…I was so close to the Rope social!

 

For the past three months I’ve been trying to get out and be social.   Really I have!   Admittedly I went into sort of a non-kink life frenzy shortly after missing Lewbaricon in St Louis this past spring.   My travel routing which is a big part of my typically insane life changed leaving me less time with established frequent party and kink stops and more dammed business stops.

In June the Chesty Blonde’s dad decided to show up from Florida with less than 12 hours notice.  Fuck mission aborted.  I did how ever make quite the impression as he entered the hose I was apparently standing up throwing a double bird at the elected official speaking on TV while screaming profane bursts in that general  direction.

The following month the Chesty Blonde’s Mom and Stepdad came in for dinner. Oh it was all prearranged with the little chesty Mrs but I don’t exactly write rope social on the fucking family calendar to block off my time.  Typically I would bail out this type of event if there was something else going on but this time I had already been committed to be the fucking chef!  Fine! I cooked we ate, I made cruel snide comments and uncalled for jokes at which is not at all out of character and  everyone laughed having  had a great time…except for me.  While a gracious host I kept thinking about the other festivities going on elsewhere.

Then came the August outing.   I made it perfectly clear what the date was.   As fate would have it her mom was coming in but it was for a Girl’s day of spa and beauty crap.  In other words I was not welcome.  So the Blonde wouldn’t consider attending and I couldn’t needle her into it but everyone else had plans leaving me with no encumbrances.   Or so it seemed.

Sunday Morning – everyone sleeps in I wake up around 5 and go to the gym.  Other than being there an hour early than anticipate everything is going as scheduled.   I do some extra cardio, shower and head home.   The Blonde is sitting on the front porch in the cool morning air sipping a fifty five gallon cup of water.  OK it was 64 ounces which might as well be a 55 gallon drum.  At least she wasn’t going to be having hydration issues like I was.

“our appointment is at 1 then we may go to the mall and dinner.”   She tells me as I gobble down homemade blue berry pancakes and try to rehydrate.  I admit that I have the “thing at 3” but other than that wasn’t sure what I’d be doing.  All seemed fine then came the possibility that my youngest might not want to go dress shopping could I pick her up.  I agreed that if she called by 2:15 I’d pick her up and drop her off before I left.   After all 3:00 is just the starting time I could just as easily show up for the social at 3:15 or even four and no worries I’d still be just as welcome right?

 

The time comes for me to get ready to leave so I turn off Netflix where I was watching some inane music documentary, pack a small rope bag with an assortment of green 6 and 8mm coils that haven’t been touched since I processed them a few months ago, throw a few treats in the direction of the neighbor’s dog as I head out to the running store to indulge my wicking sock fetish.  Ok it’s not a real fetish but I do like my special socks for when I run and since I’m doing a mileage build up a few new pairs were in order.

 

My youngest text’s me “I’m going to go with them.”   Hell yeah full steam ahead! As I head toward the highway calling my old friend Victoria.   I arrive at the sock store which is jammed with running shoe fetish types all in their special clothes and sets of symbols.   You think S&M has a sub culture try figuring out the mutations of running fetish people…there are the pronators the over pronaters , the neutrals, the short and long distances types those that partake in hill training etc.

As I park at the running fetish store I get a text from the Blonde.  “Want to meet for dinner later in west county?”  I agree that it might work then 3 minutes later the phone rings.  “will I come with them.  Lilly want to go but not to shop for dresses with Diva”  FUCK!  They were supposed to be at the damn mall already.  Fuck!

She asks again nicely I have no fucking intention of being at a damn mall on a Sunday afternoon, let alone when I already had my first kinky plans in months,  god damn it.  You can meet us here and we can all ride together.   I’m driving a small sedan and not my SUV fucking wonderful I thought.  I warned her that I’m hungry but would go.   I such a damn sucker.  Fuck!

 

Dropping them at the door I park and run to the pretzel stand hoping they’ve added an option for valium to the menu.  Yes I’d like a salted original with the super dose valium dipping sauce.  After about 15 minutes I was able to be not a complete dick but had my full blown sharp edged tongue on.  Any iron since I was rocking a shirt with a fat Buddha that read “I have the body of a god”  Apparently the pissed off look in my eyes told the bible thumpers not to fuck with me over my semi religious themed shirt.  (note to self go buy Satan shirts for the Christmas shopping season)

Then Lilly looking punk rock with her jet black hair and purple, electric blues and green streaks, and ripped skinny jeans and I went to Dicks found the folding chair section and sat in the balcony of the West County Mall watching the suburban wasteland pass us by in blissful oblivion.

Finally we headed east toward the city for dinner at a favorite Mexican place which for once was barely filled as we sat inside the open doors looking out at the patio.  The Blonde and her mother splitting a pitcher of Margarita’s.  Grand ma loosens up when she’s buzzed.  They girls laughed for hours including the entire ride home all of them having a good time.   Diva  my 17 year old ever the creative prankster blocked her  phone number and called me.   In her deepest horror movie demon voice told me “there’s a dead hooker in the trunk of the car”  to which I responded that’s OK I’ve got a rope kit in the trunk of yours so don’t open it or Grandma will be rooting through it and I’m in no mood to explain.

 

I looked at the clock It was 5:30 If I drove like hell I could make the last hour of the social and maybe meet a few people who went out for dinner afterwards.  I decided instead to go for shaved ice.  I was so damn close before as always seems to be the case I was foiled again like some witless cartoon villain.

Getting to Know Your Temptress

Getting to Know Your Temptress by Malflic featuring the Chesty Blonde

With all the insanity and recording for kink week and finalizing the lay out for the updated malflic.com It’s been a while since I’ve posted and this little conversation is about two weeks over due. It is simply Malflic and the very sexy Chesty Blonde having a playful and harmless chat in a get to know session.

Ironically it is the first time that the two have recorded in the same room at the same time, well other than that video camera incident years ago. (just kidding don’t go looking for it on U tube)

As always the entire collection podcasts can be found at malflic.libsyn.com and is also listed in iTunes under podcasts and of course it’s free! (Not only am I easy but I’m also cheap)

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Make Me

I’ve been a bit long winded of late. So here’s something short, a little different and hopefully intense.  You can find the almost equally quick audio featuring the Chesty Blonde at malflic.libsyn.com  

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Make me notice you from across the room when I have other things on my mind. 

Just like the first time so long ago

 

Make me remember what it was like in the beginning,

When everything was so intense, overwhelming, and unpredictably wonderful

 

Make me wonder what you’re thinking,

Thinking that I know, but never being quite certain

 

Make me move in a way that casts a spell on you,

One that like magic dancing in the night is unbreakable and irresistibly alluring

 

Make me long for your touch, the warmth of your embrace,

and the endless sensation of your lips against mine

 

Make me see the look in your eyes,

The one the sees and knows who I truly am

 

Make me drown in pleasure, pleading endlessly for you to stop,

But desperately wanting it to continue

 

Make me shudder in ecstasy,

Over and over again on the edge of exhaustion

 

Make me beg you for more,

To meet my wildest desires

 

Make me feel complete in absolutely everyway.

A Daring Start

 So here’s the temptation as I begin obsessing with audio I find myself writing with different voices in mind.  So in a way this one is an exploration of that and the post was designed as a script. Steal it, use it with a lover, or role play till your hearts content with the daring exhibitionist in your life. 

 

The Chesty Blonde takes the vocal lead on this little adventure so I encourage you to give it a listen.  The story while certainly not my most graphic piece explores adventure and play in a real world setting.  Just remember if you try it on your own I am not responsible for any indecency charges or cleaning fees.

 

 Malflic

 

Male read

Female read

 

 

As I made my way to the airport bags in hand and the night sky still struggling against the first light of day my arrival in the next city seemed inevitable.   My over coat tightly buttoned and lapping at my calves with each and every stride the entire adventure was destined to be a mystery. 

 

Somewhere between excitement and trepidation occurred as the garage door opened I drew my scarf tight against my face and made my way to the ice cold waiting car.  It sat there taunting me with its frigid interior that would begin spewing the ice cold night air at me as I shivered.

 

A few minutes later while still waiting for the heater to warm up as the damn thing navigated seemingly with a will of its own mindlessly down a high way I had traversed a million times before.  Blinking 40 minutes were gone and I found myself  at the exit.  It was not the last chance to bail out on the entire weekend but something about stepping out of the car seemed to be a point of no return..  Arrangements that had begun weeks earlier when he had asked me if I’d like to join him for the weekend. A chance to be away to be somewhere different or new even for a few days is always welcome.  Still as he booked the airfare the mere mention of the weekend would be an adventure should have given me a clue, even just a little one that he had already thought things out.

 

Then again it is not where the true adventure nonsense really began.

 

Last night as I began to pack the phone rang, there’s a note for you with some instructions his voice stated matter of factly. 

M   In it is a copy of your itinerary, a few details about what to do after you land and a few other instructions. 

 

F  Thinking nothing of it since he was at times a neurotic wreck about travel we finished our conversation while I packed.   After all what kind of input could he have that was really all that pertinent.  Eventually I went off to find the letter.
 

In it was everything that he promised plus instructions to make sure that I wore my long winter coat, a warm scarf, and had gloves.  Nothing odd there, not in the least.  He asked that I dress nicely since we would have to be at lunch with a few clients before going to the hotel and make sure to bring an empty bay along. 
 

Well big city, warm coat and an empty bag.  What was a girl to think except that there would be some very serious shopping involved.  Now what kind of lady would I be if that didn’t hold at least a little appeal.  He didn’t feel the need to bring up comfortable shoes, ahh I thought maybe he already understood that would be a given.

 

This morning just before leaving the house he sent a text.  There’s more instructions under the drivers seat but don’t open them until after you land.  Dress nice, extra bag, can you say the sneak was sending me out with a personal shopper for the day.  Client lunch my ass.  Or so I thought.

 

Of course I was dying to know.  So I read it.  “are you here yet.  If not you might want to stop and start over once you land.”  I didn’t listen.  He probably knew better. And I read on.   When you land you’ll get a text telling what to do next.  One wrong step could be very embarrassing so follow the directions completely when you get them.  Chance are you brought an empty suit case so check it and on your way through buy a duffel bag,  

 

Two empty bags, that seemed a bit curious. A little coffee, an uneventful flight and right as I got off the plane in came the text.  Of course I almost ignored it but decided to check it anyway.

 

 

M  “Your bags will be picked up for you and taken to the hotel.  Did you get your duffel bag”

 

F No I really don’t need one.” I texted back.

 

M “I’d recommend it before we continue”

 

 F he answered back

 

Silly man so I went and picked one out, a nice one mind you. Then as I made my way through the crowded concourse the next one came in.

 

 M  “Are you ready to play?”

 

F “sure why not?”  After all who knows what he was thinking.

 

The phone rang

 

M “Good. Are you wearing your top coat?”

 

F “Of course”

 

M “Then call me when you get to baggage claim”

 

F “A little obsessive aren’t we.  Afraid some one will steal me?”

 

M Yes. Call me when you get there.

F  Swinging my bag, and a few other things I walked to the edge of the madness stared grateful I was on the other side of the security line and descended the escalator toward baggage claim.

 

The phone rang.  His voice was clear and the instructions sent my heart racing.  After drinking it all in I reconfirmed the one fact that needed it.  “Yes I’ve got the number car seven twelve.”

My heels clicked as I made my way to the restroom, finding an over sized stall at the end I locked the door behind me. Following the instructions to a T. I stripped,  slowly slipping   my skirt off of my hips. My heart raced even more as I folded it and put in the now obviously necessary bag.   A creamy blouse so demure and un assuming exposed my soft warm flesh slightly more as each button was un done.  As my fingers touched the next one it raised my senses more and more, heightening the tension, building somewhere between nervousness and arousal.
 

Slipping it off my shoulders modesty waned behind the shiny silver door and folding everything neatly, placing it in my new bag and finishing up a few final touches.  The coat covering my bared flesh with its long thick wool, checking it one last time to make certain it wouldn’t be flying open  at an in opportune time.  Tightly tucking my scarf securely in place to cover what could otherwise be exposed bits and pieces that while certainly not private would have raised a few eyebrows. 
 

Making my way my way past the sinks and back into a public area.  Not daring to make eye contact with anyone in the now crowed passage. Some of the my boldness of a few moments ago faded as there I stood there and spotted a large man in a black suit holding my luggage.  He smiled, after he knew I saw him and turned without saying a word. 

Of course I followed.  

The sensation of the silk lining teasing my otherwise naked body with each stride, was a maddening distraction.  Its slow gentle caress, enticing, making me aware of the lack of layers, still I didn’t know what to expect.  

As for expectations stockings and heels were the only thing anyone would expect to see from the knees down but if they only new how out of the ordinary my attire was above that point, it might have caused a scene. 
 

I wondered as busy travelers passed by and the occasional glance and smiles worried me.  The insane idea that a random stranger would know from the look on my face caused me to blush, in a most immodest way.

Stepping through the vestibule the first blast of the sub artic air kissed my face and as it filled my lungs the gusts made their way beneath my coat, between my legs and causing my entire body to shudder. Crossing traffic a city cop waved me past to the center island and standing next to my bags and the foreboding gent in the black suit a long white limo with the number 712 rounded the corner. 

It seemed like an eternity as it weaved through traffic, meandering around busses and shuttles.  The driver pulled to the curb even with me.  Flashing a wide and wicked grin he moved the ridiculously long vehicle so the back door was a simple two strides from me.  The windows along the side of the car were blacked out with the deepest darkest black I had ever seen and to add to the mystery were covered in a thick layer of ice.  The ice muted their dark color making the windows look liked an odd muted crystal, topped off in a cloudy white. 

 

As the trunk popped open I jumped out of my skin startled and waiting.  The surreal vision of my bags being placed in the by the large man I had followed outside washed over me as I was startled again as the driver slammed it shut.  He didn’t speak he simply turned and headed back toward the front of the car.

So much for service.  

Looking down, the back door had begun to swing open ever so slightly.  The air from the balmy interior sent steam spewing into the bitter cold concrete wasteland surrounding me an emerald green light escaped the interior.  And there he was, smiling like the devil.

Now I understood, and new exactly where it was going.  As the limo door swung open all the way. I returned the favor unbuttoning my long coat, one step from the door swung it open all the way, the 5 degree air all but took my breath away, my bared flesh quivered with anticipation and chill.   My nipples, well they were already erect, but the exposure made them as hard as they had ever been.
 

As I bent down to get in the car the oncoming traffic surely got a glimpse of bare hip. Perhaps something more.   Warm air filled my lungs, the door quickly closed behind me as I fell into his arms.  Sliding myself against him, the coat a recently disregarded appendage, the bag tossed thoughtlessly to the far end of the long bench seat.     

I sat there in nothing but a garter, stockings, and heels, bathed in the dark green light and the mysteriously tropically scented heat.  Sipping the glass of champagne he handed me.

“Now what?”  I asked

 The look in his eyes said it all as we began cavorting indecently before the car had even cleared the end of the terminal.