“Like gluttony or drunkenness, hatred seems an agreeable
vice when you practice it on yourself, but disgusting when
observed in others.”

–William H. Irwin, U.S. author, writer and journalist

I Responded

Give Love a chance and you’ll end up alone with a broken heart, that’s why I’m much more practical and choose my vices wisely based on the company I’ll get to keep.

–Michael Malflic Contentious Prick and Charlatan

Victoria Sent

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.”

–Dwight D. Eisenhower, 34th U.S. president

I Responded with

“The question is not ‘Can you make a difference?’
You already do make a difference. It’s just a
matter of what kind of a difference you want to
make during your life on this planet.”

–Julia Butterfly Hill, environmental activist
(Today is Earth Day)

“So I’m walking through the 16th street market with 2 sultry women, one is cream suit that flaunted her gorgeous little ass and the other a black and red number that swayed more temptingly with each passing step. A street corner preacher yells out at me “sir you must have the keys to heaven because you are walking with 2 angels”. I pause watch the women strut proudly in their heels even more so than usual based on his unsolicited compliment. Then pause and offer the preacher. Heaven is not what I have the keys to. Hell though is a different story. With that we walked into my swanky hotel”

–Malflic – Social Commentator and the man with the plan when it comes to always keeping the company of beautiful women.

“Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.”

–Langston Hughes, American writer

“I use to have a soul and believe in magic.  Then I went to business school where the only magic that matters happens on the P&L and on spread sheets.  As for my soul,  I sold it along the way but don’t worry . I got top dollar and bought a 7 series BMW and 4 hookers in cash”

–Malflic, The Devil’s Mouthpiece

I’ve got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.”

–Larry Bird, American basketball player and coach
(The first public basketball game was played on this day in 1892)

“Most things are just bullshit the only thing is peope seem to be comfortable with it becuase so very few poeple step up and yell Bull Shit.”

– Malflic, Immoral Compass and Motivational Coach

“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.”

–Louis L’Amour, American author

“You’ve heard of the multi orgasmic woman?  Yeah I’ve even know some carnally if you know what I mean.  Now there was this one young lady  she either faked the bet orgasms ever or came when her panties were too tight becuase every time I thought it was my turn she’d start shaking all over again”

Malflic – Executive producer and stunt dick in the autobiographical porno the the Carmel Suitor.

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

–George D. Prentice, American newspaper editor
This quote is in honor of No Smoking Day .

“She didn’t just kill the batteries she short circuited the damn thing.  Literally the woman fucked the vibrator to death.”

–Malflic, World Renowned Sexual Gratification Device Researcher

“Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you’re called very, very difficult you’re really nobody at all.”

–Bette Davis, American actress

“No she didn’t have Betty Davis eyes?  What the fuck does that mean anyway?  Besides I’m a Veronica Lake Kind of guy.  To me she was like the early Traci Lords.  Well minus all the fucking on camera”

–Malflic – King of Useless Comparisons and Repository of Useless Information

“Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority.”

–Alfred Adler, Austrian doctor

“No really if science were worth anything I’d have a dick 17 inches long and a coke can wide”

–Malflic, the man who never quite understood why this offended his girlfriend of the era

“Courage is grace under pressure.”

–Ernest Hemingway, American author

“Its suppose to hurt it its S&M.  I’m the S and until 30 seconds ago I thought your were the M”

–Malflic,  Just another big S

“Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous; where it is not, delay may be both wisdom and safety.”

–Tryon Edwards, American theologian

“What do you mean putting hard points into bedroom ceiling for suspension bondage doesn’t count as remodeling”

–Mal, Fashion Savvy Fetishist

“Whether you’re winning or losing, it is important to always be yourself. You can’t change because of the circumstances around you.”

–Cotton Fitzsimmons, College and NBA basketball coach

“I’m a Chameleon I think most people are the only difference is I admit that I go from sinner to saint on a regular basis  and unlike so many OI revel in roles both Divine and Wicked”

Mal – reigning deity and great tempter

“A kind and compassionate act is often its own reward.”

–William Bennett, American pundit and politician

“Oh Sure it looks like it hurts and well it actually does but you’d be amazed how many people are really into this stuff,  Pain is its own release.”

– Malflic the Sadist explaining his well marked lover and collection of impact toys to a nilla who took a wrong turn at a “party”.

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“Oh I have secrets, now stop for a second and think about what you know about me and then consider the point that there is way worse shit I’m not telling you”

-Malflic publicly accessible recluse

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“Yeah I figured I’d end up Divorced every five years.  Relationships are like cars no matter how great they are eventually you want a different one.”

–Malflic  author of “The art of Monogamy in a Polyamorous world”

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“Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.”

–Abraham Lincoln, 16th U.S. president

“While moaning seemingly in delight she kept reassuring me my fist really would fit in there. Sadly now I think she’s done with me and off to find someone with an even bigger hand to shove in her ass.

-       Malflic – first short fat man to have a pornographic rubber glove endorsement contract.

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“Love is like a rose, the joy of all the earth.”

–Christina Georgina Rossetti, British poet

“So are you going to fuck me or what?”

–Malfic  world renowned inquisitor of women’s sexual intentions…and yes she did fuck him.

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“Keep the gold and keep the silver, but give us wisdom.”

–Arabian proverb

Beware of women wearing gold,and even more so men who claim to not be interested in silver or women wearing gold.

–Malflic Shit House Philosopher

“Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them.”
–Washington Irving,American author

Reply

Rules, what rules? People who follow rules are only cheating themselves from the things others don’t want them to experience.

– Michael Malflic – Chronic Party Animal

Miss Victoria sent me

” Some Friendships are made by nature, some by contract, some by interest, and other by souls”  –Jeremy Taylor, English Author and Clergyman

Response

“I had a soul once but think I lost it in a game of hopscotch.   Well ether that or I lent it to some little harlot who brought it back all tarnished.  I suppose I should be grateful she brought it back at all but look at me now.” — Malflic Pornographer, Poet, and Mexican Food Addict

Victoria Sent

“When I discover who I am, I’ll be free.”

–Ralph Ellison, American author

Repsonse

“Sometimes its better to pretend you aren’t really who you are. Case in point otherwise I’d have to go through life alternating between a  darth vader and grim reaper costumer”   — Malflic, Repressed Pastry Chef