Here we go again as I catch up on some of the older QOTD games we play with our friends
I’ve got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.”
–Larry Bird, American basketball player and coach
(The first public basketball game was played on this day in 1892)
“Most things are just bullshit the only thing is peope seem to be comfortable with it becuase so very few poeple step up and yell Bull Shit.”
– Malflic, Immoral Compass and Motivational Coach
“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.”
–Louis L’Amour, American author
“You’ve heard of the multi orgasmic woman? Yeah I’ve even know some carnally if you know what I mean. Now there was this one young lady she either faked the bet orgasms ever or came when her panties were too tight becuase every time I thought it was my turn she’d start shaking all over again”
Malflic – Executive producer and stunt dick in the autobiographical porno the the Carmel Suitor.
“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”
–George D. Prentice, American newspaper editor
This quote is in honor of No Smoking Day .
“She didn’t just kill the batteries she short circuited the damn thing. Literally the woman fucked the vibrator to death.”
–Malflic, World Renowned Sexual Gratification Device Researcher
“Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you’re called very, very difficult you’re really nobody at all.”
–Bette Davis, American actress
“No she didn’t have Betty Davis eyes? What the fuck does that mean anyway? Besides I’m a Veronica Lake Kind of guy. To me she was like the early Traci Lords. Well minus all the fucking on camera”
–Malflic – King of Useless Comparisons and Repository of Useless Information
“Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority.”
–Alfred Adler, Austrian doctor
“No really if science were worth anything I’d have a dick 17 inches long and a coke can wide”
–Malflic, the man who never quite understood why this offended his girlfriend of the era
“Courage is grace under pressure.”
–Ernest Hemingway, American author
“Its suppose to hurt it its S&M. I’m the S and until 30 seconds ago I thought your were the M”
–Malflic, Just another big S
“Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous; where it is not, delay may be both wisdom and safety.”
–Tryon Edwards, American theologian
“What do you mean putting hard points into bedroom ceiling for suspension bondage doesn’t count as remodeling”
–Mal, Fashion Savvy Fetishist
“Whether you’re winning or losing, it is important to always be yourself. You can’t change because of the circumstances around you.”
–Cotton Fitzsimmons, College and NBA basketball coach
“I’m a Chameleon I think most people are the only difference is I admit that I go from sinner to saint on a regular basis and unlike so many OI revel in roles both Divine and Wicked”
Mal – reigning deity and great tempter
