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Malflic

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A Non Scene That Went to a Bad Place

January 31st, 2010 at 2:27 pm » Comments (25)

Well if you’ve been kinky for any length of time sooner or later a play scene despite your best efforts goes somewhere unintended.   Sometimes it’s just the mindset of the ...more »

An unexpected use for bondage rope

October 23rd, 2009 at 3:11 pm » Comments (0)

In this life one can never know where things will lead.   Just when you think you crossed some final imaginary boundary the unimaginable happens.  Its mid week and I managed ...more »

A Supposedly Vanilla Crowd

October 12th, 2009 at 8:06 pm » Comments (0)

So as most of you know I’ve tried to focus my efforts on other things of late. My Vegas exploits went largely undocumented except for a few tweets ...more »

Playing with myself, Electronic Self Gratification, and looking for my old mates

October 5th, 2009 at 2:08 am » Comments (0)

So the title pretty much sums it all up but in case you can’t read my mind here’s what I really mean. Recently I quit writing stories, poems, and political satire. ...more »

I Use to Fuck a Socialist reprised the outro

August 8th, 2009 at 3:53 pm » Comments (1)

This isn't a good bye for here but rather a good bye from my writing at myspace.   I'll continue to post my usual assortment of rants and diatribes here and ...more »

Rope Bondage Skills Go Fishing

July 7th, 2009 at 8:21 pm » Comments (0)

OK if you’re like me  you have a nice collection of books and instructional materials, a few favorite spots to watch videos, favorite well known riggers and if you are ...more »

So I return and other assorted explanations

July 6th, 2009 at 9:39 pm » Comments (1)

This one isn’t meant to be funny those will come later this week. They include how not to pick up French Women, Rope Bondage Skills Go Fishing, and a much ...more »

Malflic Seeks Professional Help, Kind of

May 29th, 2009 at 12:41 am » Comments (0)

I’ve decided to finally seek professional help. Yes I’ve been absent more often than not and can’t seem to string together enough words to tell an amusing story. Sure I’m ...more »

And the inbred yelled out at the top of his lungs…Queer!!!

March 16th, 2009 at 1:09 am » Comments (0)

I struggled with whether or not to post this one and after asking a few friends opted to tell the story despite the nature of the event. Malflic Today I was going ...more »

Is pulling a gun considered fore play in Texas?

March 12th, 2009 at 1:13 am » Comments (0)

Now before anyone gets the wrong idea I love Texas! San Antonio is so cool, I've got some really great friends in Austin and Dallas was almost home three years ago and still ...more »