As Twisted as Ever, Usually Dirty, and Sometimes Funny

Malflic

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Malflic reading a book

Malflic reading a book

Malflic currently resides in the Mid West and despite where the mortgage goes travels the vast majority of his existence which is spent alone in public places. The regular stops include NY, DC, LA, Dallas, the Bay Area, and a variety of other major cities. His home life when he is there includes three amazingly beautiful women and one fat lazy old dog.

He was born amid the hippies and freaks in 1969 near the University of Pittsburgh to a businessman and his wife. To this day his own mother in fits of exasperation claims he was mixed up at birth and she took home ”some Hippies’ kid” since it isn’t possible that her own flesh and blood would be such a devious nonconformist. For the record she’s not a very good conformist either and along with his Father encouraged him to think for himself, form his own opinions, and his creativity. All actions the world as a whole probably regrets. Malflic attended (over priced) private religiously affiliated schools through college, which explains the large vocabulary, pseudo intellectual bull shit, appreciation for short skirts, and strong fascination with all things carnal.

“ If it is erotic, sarcastic, or funny I’m a pretty happy guy. Everything else is a sign of my own personal apocalypse and the guys on horses should be here shortly. With my luck they’ll be on fucking ponies.”

Malflic discussing a short story with his dear friend and occasional editor Victoria Christiansen

The Chesty Blonde

Most people need a partner in crime and she’s Malflic’s. Besides her long blond locks, pretty face and luscious body to top off her classic beauty the beloved Chesty Blonde serves as a muse for creativity and adds her sexy voice, sharp wit, and infinite sense of humor to the “Exercising My Demons”.  Which chances are is the only time you’ll ever get to hear her talk dirty.   After all what kind of girl do you think she is?

“GETTING TO KNOW YOUR TEMPTRESS” interview and podcast

If he had his way there would be pictures of her rope clad, wax covered, or naked body all over the world sadly despite his own exhibitionist lifestyle she’s a little camera shy when it comes to the web and only occasionally gives the world a

The Chesty Blonde Rocking out the super sexy low cut pirate costume

The Chesty Blonde Rocking out the super sexy low cut pirate costume

little tease with a seductive new photo or two.  The Chesty Blonde is a native Midwesterner who spent 15 years back east with Mal before retuning to the flat lands.

The Words

Writing has been the primary outlet for creativity over recent years. With two completed full length novels and a third well underway but I haven’t pursued traditional publication.

It is art for art’s sake, and while being widely read and published so people could discover Malflic buried on a nearly forgotten shelf in a book store is something to dream about. Deep in my soul the desire to create what I want with out apologies or expectations are priceless. The business end of that industry and monetary expectations would only make me feel dirty…and not in a good way.

So until someone works through those issues with a little professional help I’m not only easy but I’m cheap. There is nothing cheaper than free. But as the old saying goes “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” and even with me that’s true.

Still no need to worry about holding onto your money all that I ask is if you like what you read or hear leave a comment every so often. On occasion I write based upon a fan’s request, if you have one send me a note. No promises but I do my best to meet my audience’s needs. Finally don’t be shy and tell your friends and lovers, link to me is so inclined, ping away or add me to your blog roll.

So where can you find a regular diet of my musings

Short Stories filled with Erotica and Kink in the written form can be found in Malflic, Tempting Sensations, and Lust.

Many of them get told in old fashion radio style meets MP3 on the podcast “Exercising my Demons”, found on most major pod cast directories, and on iTunes.

Someday he’ll get off his fat ass, stop obsessing with new projects and finish the spoken word version of his first novel.

The Images

“When I close my eyes I imagine a world that looks like a Prince video and feels like the most exotic lonely depths of hell.”

Malflic in 2005 in a pathetic attempt to explain to The Chesty Blonde his own perception of reality.

An obsession with strangers and people,

city streets,

landscapes,

black and whites,

and facial expressions as the means to see a person’s soul.

Galleries Coming Soon

The Music – My Cruel Mistress

It haunts my past and offered the pain and ecstasy that defines who I was and in large part created who I am. For those truly twisted…


A Brief Musical Bio

Some lyrics,

and if I ever want to fuck with the devil and record again I’ll put it here.







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