So I’m sitting around catching up on email and blog posts from friends.   Looking at pictures of the new devil red high heels from Victoria. Explaining to the chesty blonde that it is not a sign of the apocalypse that I always identify with the Jason Mewes character in every Kevin Smith movie despite my only addictions being coffee, money german cars and rough sex.

That’s when I see it a very sexy blog post called Chaps: A Photo Blog by my good friend the Naked Nurse.  But being the side show that I am the very next thing was Spinal Tap and their banned fiction album cover Smell the glove. It reminded me of a few unfinished blogs I’ve been working on but for now I’m off to crank a little sex farm on the practice amp before heading out for the day.  If only the damned thing went up to eleven.