I decided to let you all in on a little game I play everyday with my good friend Miss Victoria.  She’s quite the well read literary type and sends her play thing, the Key Limey, and a few others a quote of the day by some famous or literary type.  My role is to pervert it, or rant back in a short form so type of counter quote sending it back to all the others who then make snide comments and what not.  Any how hope you enjoy it.

Miss Victoria sent me

” Some Friendships are made by nature, some by contract, some by interest, and other by souls”  –Jeremy Taylor, English Author and Clergyman

Response

“I had a soul once but think I lost it in a game of hopscotch.   Well ether that or I lent it to some little harlot who brought it back all tarnished.  I suppose I should be grateful she brought it back at all but look at me now.” — Malflic Pornographer, Poet, and Mexican Food Addict